I’ve had 3 weird dreams consecutively. Holy cow.

1) a friend announces that she’s together with this girl called Clare, and I asked what does Clare have that I don’t. And the friend says the pictures i take are sad and gloomy and black&white and Clare takes pretty happy colourful pictures. The friend’s exact words in the dream was, “YOU GAVE ME THREE BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS. SHE GAVE ME AN ENTIRE ALBUM OF COLOURFUL HAPPY PICTURES!” What a mess.

2) The guy I used to date has a penis the size and shape of a mini taiwan sausage. For some reason his testicles are the size and shape of mini taiwan sausages as well. So it was like, 3 mini taiwan sausages there. And he was sitting on the stairs and some weird girl was touching his sausages and I’m like, ….what, really?

3) Friends of guy in story No. 2 comes up to me and scolds me for ending it with him. Exact words were, “how could you do it, he really liked you.”

I reckon the third dream is my guilty conscience talking.



2 Responses to “weirdass dreams.”  

  1. 1 rahrahrah

    haha mini taiwan sausages, so sad. he had three somemore.

  2. 2 denise

    BAHAHAHAH AT THE MINI SAUSAGES.

    and abt half an hr ago, i was thinking about sausage and mash.


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